Why do I find most of these guys incredibly hot?
Andrew Basso
Merlini
Tony Curtis,
with a straitjacket he autographed a while back (yeah, Tony Curtis was quite hot in his day):
The magnificent Neil Patrick Harris:
And of course the greatest of all:
Personal message from Metal to Andrew Basso (nobody else read this)
Hey Andrew, the way you are holding those darbies-style four-ways tells me you are into more than just escaping from metal. Send me an email sometime so we can talk about it!